Literature
SPECIALIS - :Life Gives You Lemons: [1]
You can assume that your life is going to shit when you begin to experience things that occur in the movies.
To be specific, your life is going to take a crap on your perspective when things are happening to you, and you know it isn't because of the fish you had last night. Fish is good for you--that's a fact. There's no way in hell it could do anything bad to you.
Oh, I'm sorry--was this the introduction you weren't expecting? Well, look at all the fucks I give. And no, I don't really have an anger management problem--it's just that I personally don't care about what people do or say about me. If it's true, then what the hell can I do abou